- The thing you never mention at a funeral.
- A place or state of being of pain and suffering, sometimes also called Earth.
- A computer equipped with Windows 95 and missing the Ctrl+Alt+Delete keys.
- "A yellow bus carries me there every morning Monday through Friday. "
- The place where all the lawyers and country music stars go.
- Knowing you're going to get Robbie Williams played at your funeral.
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The other thing you don't say at a funeral when you leave is...
Have a great day !!!
(I said that!)
Arghhhhhhhh
Ha ha, trust you to say that! Remind me never to go to a funeral with you. You'll make me get the giggles.
Hmmmm, speaking of hell and funerals I was wondering... do Atheists have a "look" or something because one funeral I went to the priest wouldn't talk to me but was polite and courteous to everyone else. Can't see what his problem was. I sang the hymns nicely in tune and didn't get the giggles during the prayers! Perhaps he picked up on my slightly annoyed vibe at his choice of sermon structure;
Part 1) 5 hours: lecture the sinners about hell, fire, brimstone, God's wrath, Jesus, converting yourself to Christianity if you haven't already, Jesus, hell, fire and brimstone. Did I mention God is angry?
Part 2) 5 mins: Oh yeah nearly forgot, some guy died so we'd better talk about him for a few minutes.
Part 3) 5 bonus hours: hell, fire, brimstone, lightening bolts from sky with extra zap for atheists (especially that evil Richard Dawkins guy – he gets a super big one with barbs on), better mention Jesus a few more hundred times, oh and God's wrath for extra measure and a bit more brimstone.
Part 4) Yay! Knock off for sausage rolls and a cup of tea! Ooops, better not look too happy about that - it's a funeral..... I wonder how many people I converted today? .... Oooh bugger! Better avoid that atheist over there...
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